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BELOW ARE DIRECTIONS AND A MAP TO OUR SECRET PICNIC PARTY (AKA THE LIT-NIC, AKA THE ELECTRIC HUMMUS SPREAD, AKA A WELFARE STATE FOR ANTS, AKA BASKET WEAVING FOR BASKET CASES)
PICNIC STARTS AT 4 PM SUNDAY JUNE 12.
-Bring: Picnics, beverages, silly hats, blankets, flow art stuff, trash bags, chairs, sunscreen, snark, answers, mangos.
-We recommend wearing pants for the walk up the hill. Once you’re up there, you can take them off and eat them, but there are some brambles on the walk up which they will protect you from. However, you should be able to handle those brambz like a champ because you are one tough sumbitch and nature is weak.
-DON’T draw attention while approaching the spot. To re-state the obvious, during the time that you’re walking down the street to the spot, don’t let that freak flag fly just yet, with your silly hat flopping around all willy nilly, slappin that bag and yellin about how you’d let Bernie smang it. This is a special spot, let’s keep our entrance low-key to the outside world.
DIRECTIONS/MAP TO THE PICNIC:
Address to put in your GPS: Costco, 2441 Market St NE, Washington DC 20018
Parking: Park at the Costco.
Walking Directions from Costco: After parking at Costco, follow the dotted line on the map. Walk out of the Costco parking lot, turning right on Market St, turning right on Fort Lincoln Dr, then getting off the street and crossing through some grass into the parking lot of the Premium Distributors building. Continue walking through the Premium Distributors parking lot until you reach the hill with a bunch of weeds and brush on it.
Once you’re at the base of the hill, make your way to the top through the brush. This is where those temporary pants come in. When you hit the red soil and see us gettin that ‘nic, you’re golden.